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I Do Bad Things

But only if you're lucky....

Created on 2006-05-07 19:40:31 (#10189995), last updated 2008-07-20

101 comments received, 38 comments posted

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Name:Hair like rivers of blood...
Birthdate:12-29
Location:United Kingdom
Website:http://www.myspace.com/evilbex

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The name says it all.

This is no place for being PC, sensitive to others' feelings or particularly nice. If you don't like it, don't read it.

My mission in life is to have fun, and be a Very Bad Girl.

I may do bad things, say bad things and think bad things, but I don't go out of my way to intentionally piss anyone off. Unless I think they deserve it. I'm evil, not a twat.

Have been known to suffer Foot-In-Mouth disease, which is sadly incurable, though the rash has gone, and the flare-ups are getting less frequent.

Also has been known to suffer from fuckwit, chav and stupidity intolerance, Gobshite Syndrome, Emetophobia, Tokophobia and occasional fits of the Emos. I don't believe any of them are contagious, though the Emos should be a communicable disease, and eradicated.

Things I like doing:

Listening to loud, obnoxious and offensive music
Being loud, obnoxious and offensive
Drinking spirits, specifically Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Grand Marnier and tasty cocktails.
Looking loud, obnoxious and offensive
Bringing smug arrogant arseholes down a peg or ten
Biting (but not in a vamp way)
Scratching
Sex
Eating Meat. I am Carnivore
Eating junk food
Hefting big weights around the gym
Dancing (badly)
Gigs
Pretty, skinny men with long hair and tight trousers

Things I don't like:

Stupid people
Ignorant people
Racist, sexist bigoted fuckwits
Religious fundamentalists, the emphasis is on mentalists....
Shallow people
Spineless, yellow, lily-livered scum
Fresh cream
Beetroot
Coriander leaf
Lager
Being bingoed


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